Franklin Sean Forbes, generation 5
My baby was born today.
His name is Franklin Sean Forbes. I'm calling him Frank, and his middle name is Sean after my dad.
He really is cute. I wonder where those brown eyes came from?
Like I said before, though, no kid is going to keep me from living how I want. I have a nanny coming here day and night. Mom also takes care of Frank from time to time. I spend time with him, I do. Just not 24/7. Usually before I go out on a date I'll stop into the nursery to play with him.
Mom says I have a drinking problem and that I'm depressed. She really wants me to see a doctor, but I say no way! I don't have a problem. This is me, this is who I've always been, since college, and I'm not going to change. Not for her or for Frank.
My latest conquest was Goopy Boyle. He's a college kid that hangs around every now and again. He's usually in his Llama outfit. My goal was to get him out of it, which I did, of course :) Isn't he hot?
Mom can't be that upset about me. She invited an old friend over the other day and they spent a long time outside talking. If he's an old friend of hers, he's had some major plastic surgery because he is H-O-T hot! I may have to steal him away from her.
The police have finally declared Dad's death accidental. They still don't know what happened, but the coroner's report was inconclusive about the cause of death. They are still actively investigating my attack, though. They've asked me to list any old boyfriends, enemies, anyone who may have had reason to attack me. I told them that my old boyfriends only want to attack me in a good way :) The cop wasn't impressed by my humor, though. So I'm working up the list and I'll be getting it to them next week.
Some old lady came up to me the other day though, and started pointing at me, telling me to be careful, that my life was out of control. I told her to step back and leave me alone. My life is just fine, thanks.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off for a glass of wine...I mean ginger ale.
His name is Franklin Sean Forbes. I'm calling him Frank, and his middle name is Sean after my dad.
He really is cute. I wonder where those brown eyes came from?
Like I said before, though, no kid is going to keep me from living how I want. I have a nanny coming here day and night. Mom also takes care of Frank from time to time. I spend time with him, I do. Just not 24/7. Usually before I go out on a date I'll stop into the nursery to play with him.
Mom says I have a drinking problem and that I'm depressed. She really wants me to see a doctor, but I say no way! I don't have a problem. This is me, this is who I've always been, since college, and I'm not going to change. Not for her or for Frank.
My latest conquest was Goopy Boyle. He's a college kid that hangs around every now and again. He's usually in his Llama outfit. My goal was to get him out of it, which I did, of course :) Isn't he hot?
Mom can't be that upset about me. She invited an old friend over the other day and they spent a long time outside talking. If he's an old friend of hers, he's had some major plastic surgery because he is H-O-T hot! I may have to steal him away from her.
The police have finally declared Dad's death accidental. They still don't know what happened, but the coroner's report was inconclusive about the cause of death. They are still actively investigating my attack, though. They've asked me to list any old boyfriends, enemies, anyone who may have had reason to attack me. I told them that my old boyfriends only want to attack me in a good way :) The cop wasn't impressed by my humor, though. So I'm working up the list and I'll be getting it to them next week.
Some old lady came up to me the other day though, and started pointing at me, telling me to be careful, that my life was out of control. I told her to step back and leave me alone. My life is just fine, thanks.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off for a glass of wine...I mean ginger ale.
posted by Admin at 2:26 PM
2 Comments:
Her life really IS out of control. Oh dear ... I'm worried. I'm really, really worried. I'm worried that little Sean (I'm gonna call him Sean) is gonna lose his mother. :O(
*sarcasm* It is SO big of her to make sure she spends some time with her before she has a date.
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